Christian Humour
Christian Humour
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first
Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest,
when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second
Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third
Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth
Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the
lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give
her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly
replies, "I have a daughter, Slim, Tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
